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Thursday, August 11, 2005
Consider the Friggin' Pigeons
Ever tried to explain to a man why it's necessary to worry about things that manifestly aren't going to go wrong?
"There is a quota of worrying to be done in this world, and if I don't do it, it's going to fall on the shoulders of some poor woman in Tibet."
This argument does not impress them.
"'Your Father in heaven looks after the sparrows,' remember?" Anthony argues.
"Well, they're doing great in Boston."
"And the lilies!"
"The sparrows and the lilies are all frozen in Boston. If they even exist."
"All right then, consider the friggin' pigeons! Or the ducks! Or the idiots! There's an overpopulation of those."
"Which, ducks or idiots or both?"
"Both!"
Because, really, we both love Boston.
Ever tried to explain to a man why it's necessary to worry about things that manifestly aren't going to go wrong?
"There is a quota of worrying to be done in this world, and if I don't do it, it's going to fall on the shoulders of some poor woman in Tibet."
This argument does not impress them.
"'Your Father in heaven looks after the sparrows,' remember?" Anthony argues.
"Well, they're doing great in Boston."
"And the lilies!"
"The sparrows and the lilies are all frozen in Boston. If they even exist."
"All right then, consider the friggin' pigeons! Or the ducks! Or the idiots! There's an overpopulation of those."
"Which, ducks or idiots or both?"
"Both!"
Because, really, we both love Boston.
2 Comments:
wow - uh - sign me up for living there. Really.
By Xana Ender, at 9:53 AM, August 12, 2005
The trouble isn't that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn't distributed right. —attributed to Mark Twain
By , at 12:59 PM, August 16, 2005

